Wake N Bacon was an alarm clock that would wake you by automatically cooking bacon. Unfortunately this product is nowhere to be found today. The idea was that you would put a frozen piece of bacon in the alarm clock when you go to bed, then 10 minutes before your set wake-up time the clock would automatically start cooking it. While this idea is heavenly for some, it is commonly called one of the worst pitches in Shark Tank history. There are no bacon cooking alarm clocks on the market at the time of this post, but you could try to make your own.

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