You’ve heard of wearing your heart on your sleeve. How about wearing your Christmas spirit on your face? Jason McOmber, National Sales Director for a telecommunications company by day, Seasonal Beard Decorator all the rest of the time, loved ugly Christmas sweaters, but they had become so commonplace that he wanted to raise the bar for making the holiday merrier. And there was his beard, sort of looking like an upside down Christmas tree. So why not decorate it!
He made tiny, lightweight Christmas ornaments with little clips that attach to the beard (minimum length one-half inch) easily and comfortably. Thus Beardaments was born, and people all over the world are decking their beards as well as the halls. Beardaments is the global leader in holiday beard decorations. And they are not just for beards. Decorate mutton chops, women’s hair and your pet’s fur. Heck, have a thick full chest of hair . . . ?
The original package contains 12 ornaments: four green, four red, two gold and two silver. Then came lighted ornaments, same size as the original ornaments, with an on/off switch. Each ornament has a battery inside, so there are no wires to get tangled up in your beard. The Beardaments Lights Package includes 6 lights, 3 red and 3 green, and 10 original ornaments, 3 red, 3 green, 2 silver and 2 gold.
Tip: After decorating your beard, spraying it with hairspray helps to keep the ornaments in.
With or without the ornaments, you might want to get jolly by glittering up. Beardaments glitter comes in red, green, silver and gold. Let your beard (and eyebrows and hair, if you want) shimmer and glimmer. First, work Beardaments oil into your beard, then apply the glitter: all one color, an explosion of colors or stripes.
The natural and organic oils are a must for a well-groomed beard year-round. They not only keep your beard soft and shiny, but they also moisturize your skin.
- Beard-A-Mazing (unscented) is a good place to start for those new to beard oils.
- Beard-A-Mighty contains five natural oils, including avocado oil that has a high fatty acid content for hair health.
- Beard-A-Mint has a hint of peppermint for a delicious but subtle scent and tea tree oil for its benefits for your skin.
- Beard-A-Moist has a base of argan oil, one of the finest natural oils for beard health.
Now that all eyes will be on your beard, you want to make sure it’s “camera-ready” for Instagram. Beardaments has a combination beard shaper-comb that works with any razor, electric trimmers or clippers to give you a professional-caliber trim.
Beardaments also has beard-centric T-shirts, such as “I’m a Beardo” and “I’m With Beardo” and “Make Beards Great Again” baseball caps.
Wear your decorations from Christmas through New Year’s, anywhere you want to spread holiday cheer. Buy extras for surprise gifts and stocking stuffers.
When the holiday season is over and it’s time to pack away the ornaments, you only have to wait until March, St. Patrick’s Day, to adorn your beard with shamrocks!